the third post of the day...laziness meets an early morning pathology lecture. So my family was doing their best to anger me this weekend. They took my monster lumberjack son and dressed him like he should have been awaiting his cue backstage at Swan Lake. in fact they did such a good job that for the first time at church i was asked....is it a boy or a girl. . . IS IT A BOY OR A GIRL ??? they have gone too far. and these pictures dont show the half of it...so 15 years from now when my son turns down his bid for the varsity football team in lieu of a shot for stage manager of Oklahoma..when my son looks at a bug and instead of bringing it bright eyed to mommy he shrieks EWWWWWw...when Ivan gets in a car accident because he was doing his bangs...when all of these things happen i am bringing these pictures out and blaming my family for scarring my son. these pictures will also serve as evidence when i demand my family pay for the therapy my child needs. Ivan tried his hardest to stay manly by playing with his loaders and trucks....but how tough can you be when you are wearing a bunny hat and a sweater vest?
Wednesday, April 11, 2007
Dont Call Me A Girl ! ! !
the third post of the day...laziness meets an early morning pathology lecture. So my family was doing their best to anger me this weekend. They took my monster lumberjack son and dressed him like he should have been awaiting his cue backstage at Swan Lake. in fact they did such a good job that for the first time at church i was asked....is it a boy or a girl. . . IS IT A BOY OR A GIRL ??? they have gone too far. and these pictures dont show the half of it...so 15 years from now when my son turns down his bid for the varsity football team in lieu of a shot for stage manager of Oklahoma..when my son looks at a bug and instead of bringing it bright eyed to mommy he shrieks EWWWWWw...when Ivan gets in a car accident because he was doing his bangs...when all of these things happen i am bringing these pictures out and blaming my family for scarring my son. these pictures will also serve as evidence when i demand my family pay for the therapy my child needs. Ivan tried his hardest to stay manly by playing with his loaders and trucks....but how tough can you be when you are wearing a bunny hat and a sweater vest?
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Shouldn't the caption of this be "Ivan's first Easter?" The people who thought he was a girl were stupid. He looks boy boy boy blue blue blue. And he is cute cute cute. In fact, he's as cute as a baby bunny :)
you are right...when i think of baby bunny..i think tough as nails. dont mess with that guy he's cute as a baby bunny. wouldnt want to meet a baby bunny in a dark alley. dont worry we've got a baby bunny on our side.
Don't worry, they dressed me in my brother's clothes and gave me all his toys to play with, and I managed to turn out as a "real" woman and "mostly" normal. :)
Nothing but pure estrogen flows through his veins now. He's going to become a Cameron King... (Taylor doesn't read your blog does he, go ahead and delete this if he does)
just watched the youtube videos, he's the spittin image of daddy. no videos of him gettin stuff from under his bed, though. i've had enough of that from the smiths.
will post the video of him beating up the local crack dealer soon. who knew his morals ran so deep
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